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He put all the extra beds in one room, the room Anne had had toward the front of the house. Stacked on top of one another they looked like a means test for a princess. He bought a new plant, a gold-flecked acuba, and a pot for it at Conran’s, a glazed off-white ceramic number. He cleaned the refrigerator, throwing out seven half-full containers of Dannon Strawberry and Dannon Blueberry as well as four daikon in various stages of reduction. They did love salads. He added the remains of an osso buco, capers, and red wine, to his dark roiling sauce base. He found a red wrinkled bra hanging like a cut throat over the shower rail and not knowing what else to do with it, threw that out too. He shifted four thousand dollars from stocks into his Keogh account to help upholster his enfeebled retirement years. He called his wife in Philadelphia but got no answer—still, he called. He trimmed his toenails, the monstrous left and the even more frightening right big toes knocked back into civility. He inspected his prick and said, “My you’re looking fresh and pretty this morning.”

“This is so good of you,” Dore says, “This is Anne and this is Veronica. This is so good of you. Boy is this place empty.”

“I put two of the beds in the back room and one in the front,” Simon says, “I thought I’d get some plants maybe tomorrow are you guys hungry let me go see what I’ve got in the kitchen.”

“Booze I hope,” Dore says dropping her bags in a corner. “Boy is this place empty. I don’t mean that as a criticism.”

“The owners left the couch and those two chairs and that’s about it. Who would like what? I have beer . . .”

“Beer for me,” Veronica says, “where do you sleep, Simon?”

“In the middle room. I have vodka, Scotch, white wine . . .”

“Vodka for me,” Dore says, “and vodka for my horse here, no that’s a joke, Anne will have vodka too.” Plants are a good idea. Big plants. Rocks with that, just rocks. Anne will have just rocks too. Really this is so good of you. I guess we figured it a little close in terms of funds—”

“Bloody assholes is what we were,” Veronica says. “Believing what they told us.”

“So you made a miscalculation,” Simon says.

“But this is dumber than necessary don’t you think? Dumber than absolutely necessary. Where can I put this?”

She shows him a round thing three feet in diameter, in a canvas case.

“My trampoline. I bounce on it. That’s how I stay in shape.”

“Anywhere,” he says, handing round the drinks, “lean it against the wall. I’ve got some ribs I can broil you guys eat ribs?”

“God that tastes good,” she says, “I was at the my wit’s end, we were at our wits’ end, that jerk at the agency I could kill him—”

“We were dumb,” Anne says.

“No point in flagellating ourselves,” says Dore, “I drink to Simon. What did you think, Simon? Honestly. When you first walked into the bar.”

“I was stunned. Conservatively speaking.”

In white lingerie, hand on hip, the three of them chatting with the patrons, they’d just finished the show the bartender told them, fashion show every Friday, next week, nightgowns.

“The hell of it is, we gave all this money to Africa. Before we came,” Dore says. “That’s why we’re so low. We each sent three thousand bucks to Africa. To alleviate hunger. We saw this thing on television.”

“Probably you can sell the beds after we go,” Anne says.

“It’s got high ceilings,” Veronica says, looking at his Dover White-painted ceilings. “You could hang yourself in here.”